Saturday, January 30, 2016

Surviving Skinny

I'm trying to start wearing more fitted clothes.

Recently one of my girl friends started telling me how another girl was talking about how "All of the Libbeys have curvy butts--except Esther."

This is highly insulting.
I am a blood born Libbey: I have a bum.

But then she followed the insult, by saying, in the same conversation, "You already wear your clothes too tight."

After you have insulted my supposed lack of curves, you have lost your right to insult me for wearing clothes that show them.

How can I be too-curvy-for-my-clothes and curve-less at the same time?

Don't ever tell me that I don't have curves. I'll be tempted to prove otherwise.

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